SNL sketch comedian and writer. Patrick Bateman of cake show hosts. Wild 'N Out OG. Dad of 1. #SNL RP | 21+ fake life RP PARODY
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“I studied at UCLA and wrote plays during my time there, but every accomplishment I've had is from the Groundlings."
Creator of David Blaine Street Magic parody videos, SNL cast member, writer, actor, director, and host of Is It Cake, Proud dad, super geek | 18+
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❓ u always give the sweetest answers!
💬 Thank you, anon. I'm glad you like my sweet answers. I try to sprinkle in a little sugar and spice when I can. 😉 #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ if u could describe ur love life in one word, what would it be
💬 In only one word? Single. There's your word for my current love life. #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ do you have tips on how to fall asleep faster
💬 Yeah, I have some, but everyone is different. So you have to try and figure out what works for you. For one, have a snack high in protein before you go to bed. Not only does help you sleep, ... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
Habits of a responsible gamer.
1. Adult first. Play later.
2. Stay hydrated. Your stamina bar will thank you.
3. Stand up hourly. Your spine isn't a gaming chair accessory.
4. Bills before skins. Adulthood is hard mode.
5. Mute toxic lobbies. Not worth your Wi-Fi.
❓ ngl i feel like i understand u
💬 [ I closely listen to the anon as my brows lift with a hint of curiosity before responding back to the stranger. ]
Oh, really? You do? Would you care to explain why you feel that way? #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ in need of a distraction
💬 Are you asking me if I'm in need of a distraction? Or are you telling me that you're in need of a distraction? And if you are in need of a distraction, fair enough. You pick a topic and we'll talk about it. Soun... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ do u think money can ruin a relationship?
💬 Can money ruin a relationship? Oh definitely. If someone in a relationship has a addictive spending habit and they're not a position where they can afford to spend excessively on things they don... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ did u get enough sleep?
💬 [ I dip my head in a slow, steady nod in response to the question being asked of me. Before answering them in return. ]
Yes, I did. I actually slept pretty well last night. Thanks for asking. #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
Hi, know I've been kind of MIA for a while, but I thought I'd try being here a little a more this week and see how things go. So hey, TL! What's up?
❓ what do people remember after one convo with you?
💬 You'd have to ask them, but my guess would be my positive energy. I've heard that's it's infectious (in a good way). #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ best ways to message on dating apps
💬 As one of my characters on SNL would say "Don't be weeeerid." So, that's probably a good starting point. And try to be a creative. Don't be that person with vague texts that hardly asks questions. Sho... #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ I love jesus
💬 // Praise God! It's always good to meet another Christ follower here. And yes, I also love Jesus as my Lord and savior. #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ Hi, doll. It’s Patti (@PattinaPatinkin). Hope you’re doing well. Miss you and Aubrey terribly. ❤️
💬 Oh, hey Patti! How are you? I'm doing okay. And I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but Aubrey and I aren't together anymore. Not on bad terms or... tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ u seem like someone who never gives up
💬 I try not to. Some days are easier than others. But as long as you have someone and something to live for, I think that makes the journey all the more worth it. It also probably helps that I'm a visionary. tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
❓ I feel amazing I love my life and family
💬 I love it! That's great to hear, anon! #tellonym tellonym.me/thatsnldude/answ…
