ALT Screenshot of pre-order campaign form with them eaaaasstsiiiiideeeeee boys from Lean on Me right before they start singin th school song lmao. Text says Dead Girls Walking Pre-Order Campaign Hello. Thank you so, so much for pre-ordering my debut novel Dead Girls Walking. I feel like, for legal reasons, I cannot joke around as bad as I wanna (i.e., pretend I wrote somebody else's book) on this so I'll just get down to business. I wanna give y'all some art cards! If you send me proof that you pre-ordered my book, I'll mail a free, signed art card with a letter from the author (i.e., me). I already have the ADORABLE art for this book, but I think I'm going to keep it a secret for now (i.e. gotta move in silence like lasagna).