Freelance writer/editor, podcaster, armchair therapist, adventurer, bohemian and all around odd. He/Him πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

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NEW FROM ME!!! @LuciferNetflix is a show fundamentally about trauma and the long difficult road to becoming better. I can't praise @tomellis17 and @LUCIFERwriters for their work enough. Hope you enjoy! bit.ly/2SrtbkF
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Bad advice
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political ad gambling ad soft core porn ad political ad political ad arby’s angus cheesesteak ad soft core porn gambling ad jordan love pick six
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violet players have learned how to perform a hollow purple
Violet works as intended (PLEASE YOSHI DON'T FIX THIS IT'S FUN AND NOT OP AT ALL)
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US SNL FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH! #snluk
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Never forget the Padres were a roof away from beating the Brewers and the other team couldn’t even scratch out a win πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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How I sleep knowing the Dodgers also lost the playoffs to the Brewers
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Tom Cruise is gonna do a movie with MAPPA Cody Rhodes is in the new X men One Piece in fortnite soon. Wild ass week
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Now THIS is healthy masculinity. Every damn one of them wore those shirts out. And also - I’m DYING 🀣
OMG I CANT πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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"no gang rapes in the cafeteria so far" thanks detective dipshit good reporting as always
Most normal Cornell students appear to be behaving normally, I see no angry mobs or gang rapes
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I kinda understand the friend i won't lie.
Is this not jealousy or I'm overthinking it?
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Awful weekend for shane gillis
Florida’s β€˜Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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Dawg he’s not even the greatest Samoan named Joe.
Roman Reigns declares himself the greatest of all time after defeating LA Knight last night: β€œI told you my word is my bond β€” Maybe I’m delusional, maybe I believe my sh*t too much. But can’t nobody touch me. I’m the greatest of all time baby. Now go b*tch about that.”
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Hard ARRRR
just got reminded of this. the wrestling world is a weird one
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Always remember Spider-Man fucking hates ICE
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So proud you work for the people who would see us rounded up like animals. Viejo culero
I am a proud Mexican who has always been and will always be a supporter of my community. Β I am also obviously, pro immigrant. I am not pro ice.
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might be the funniest cosplay oat 😭😭😭😭
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I love that there's a non zero chance I fought Affleck in Fortnite
Ben Affleck says that he gets in a lot of arguments with kids on voice chat when playing shooter games. β€œThey taunt you, like, β€˜You suck. Fuck you!’ I end up getting in arguments. β€˜Fuck you! I don't suck! I'm a grown man!’” (via: ign.com/articles/ben-affleck…)
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honestly this rewired my fucking brain
147 comments, oh i’m eating GOOD
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