𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝

Natasha loves old things that fall apart. Explains why she loves me.

Telepathicly sending a mind message to @ThatBlueStreak, telling him to get his ass over here.

“You are a very strange individual. But please don’t actually swing your dick around.”

“Why are men like this?”

“I am not jealous. Why would I be jealous?” She huffed

“I don’t want to picture him doing that.” She shudders and sips her coffee.

“No not in that way!” She sighs rubbing her face. “It’s a figure of speech.”

“John is just an asshole. He swings his dick around, trying to fight everyone. You don’t try to fight everyone.”

“He is just very rude and thinks he is the best when he isn’t.” She sipped her drink “Plus his ego is huge.”

“Oh, well he is still an asshole.”

All by myseeeeeellllllllfffffff 🎶

She laughs and points at him. “I like you. I am glad I am not the only one who dislikes Walker. He is an asshole.”

“Oh I annoy Bucky and Walker. Those guys are the most fun to annoy,” she laughs taking another long sip of her coffee.

"But do you *have* to go fast? You can control it right? Slow it down a little? Breathe? Avoid damaging the last two brain cells you have?"

“You really need to be more careful.”

“Yes you can have it, I have more in my room.” She sipped her coffee again watching his movements. “I have to admit, it is.”

She rolls her eyes and sips her coffee. “I can tell. And I didn’t even do anything to you yet.” She moves to the fridge, moving a couple things around, before grabbing the energy drink. “I have to hide them.”