I went on a date once with someone, which I thought went great, then at the end they were like "let me know when you get home safe :)" so when I got home I said "I got home safe :)" and watched their profile disappear as they blocked me in real time
Kinda cool how 10 years ago they came out with a neural net that could scan a person's face and predict if they were gay with like 90% accuracy, and then it was never spoken of again
I was born weird so I had an extra set of teeth in between my baby teeth and my adult teeth, after my baby teeth fell out I had like weird pointy demon teeth come out, and after those were my normal adult teeth
Whenever someone is rude to me, I think about the hardships they must've gone through in life, I feel genuine empathy for the traumas they must've endured, and then I hit them with my car
Knew a guy online once that said he "invented" a way to never have to use the bathroom while gaming, and he would just pee his pants a little bit and wait for it to evaporate, and then do it again, and it was the worst thing I've ever heard
I work with a dude who's definitely slightly autistic, today the boss came in and told us one of our coworkers is taking some time off because their spouse had died.
We were all just sitting there in silence for a minute, and then he went "mah wiiiiife..." in a sad borat voice
"poor people are less agentic" first of all, made up word, second, having a safety net allows you to be way less risk averse, which is what you mean by "agentic"
Tbh I didn't know "getting your teeth fixed" meant they sand them down to little nubs and just glue new fake teeth on top of them, they should tell u that up front
