I used to be a blog about our love/hate relationship with Miami. Then I forgot to renew my URL once & all my beautiful writings disappeared into the interwebs.
Miami Beach
Joined August 2011
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
This 🤣 Miami cities are so extra.
Im living for this growing beef between Miami Springs and Hialeah over the noise from Factory Town. instagram.com/p/CXHYaCmLOwc/…
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My mom and I left home—she lives in Boca, I live in SoBe—at the same time to meet up in Downtown Miami. She beat me there.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
Getting the COVID vaccine is like getting into LIV. Everyone I know knows someone that knows someone that got them in, and I’m still outside the red velvet ropes waiting for a sketchy promoter to get me in.
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Today my COVID vaccine journey feels like trying to win Jingle Ball tickets on @Y100MIAMI. I have two browsers open on my computer, one on my phone and four friends hoping to be caller 100.
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I have observed a correlation between men in Miami that don’t wear masks and men in Miami that wear too much cologne.
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The Virgo in me is really loving that you can’t go eat anywhere in Miami right now without a reservation. It is forcing all my anti-planning friends (i.e., the spur-of-the-moment Geminis) to make plans with me in advance. Finally.
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I would like to meet the Mario of @carrotexpress Mario’s Favorite to thank him for dreaming up such a delicious combination of ingredients.
Dude. @AtlanticBBInc is it too much to ask for that for $100/mo I can rely on my WiFi to not go down every other day? – at Miami Beach, FL
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).
