Can’t stop drunk texting marv

Not doing dick today

So fucking hung someone put me on a t shirt please

New York night life is awesome

Anyone larp getting cheated on at the gym

I think people that can’t function a day without 300mg of pink starburst flavored caffeine should go to rehab

The chicks at the gym seem to be fortunately boycotting Shane Gillis today

If you want a Beverly Hills mansion, A country club membership, and 9 weeks a year at a Tuscan Villa. I’m gonna need to take a call at Noon on a muthafuckin Wednesday!

If ur mad about Gillis saying girls dress like whores in the gym then you probably are dressing like a whore in the gym #notcomplaining

3 Penn state losses in a row Flyers are 0-5-2 Eagles are ass Phillies are ass We genuinely sacrificed all of Philly sports for LeBron. We are in purgatory.

Grrrrrr

Girls are evil Mr Beast @clubberlangbang

Larping at llanarch #LettyDox

Mogging the course today wit da PM under the Johnny

I can’t make dis up bruh

My parents at 23: *Married and just bought a house” Me at 23: “Bro I’m telling you, Big Red’s onlyfans girlfriend is using him for clout”

Smiled at a girl today and she smiled back #imback

My girl went through my phone and all she found was me wishing LeBron happy birthday every year 🤦🏻

Manningcast is so boring does anyone actually watch it ?