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Technology Leader at Starbucks Technology -- My opinions are my own. King of the eyesores.

Seattle, WA
Joined November 2008
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bit.ly/2NFUDH2 Electronics are our talismans that ward off the spiritual vacuum of modernity; gilt in Gorilla Glass and cadmium. And in them we find entertainment in lieu of happiness, and exchanges in lieu of actual connections And, oh, I am guilty. I am guilty...
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Did you know in 2003 @RobertIger negotiated a trade deal of @nbc's Oswald the Lucky Rabbit for Disney's @alrmichaels so that Disney could make Epic Mickey (Starring Oswald) and its sequel? I have faith the man will fix Disney. – at Seattle, WA
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I like the #spotifywrapped trend in apps nowadays. Check out my ⁦@duolingo⁩ year in review
When Elon doesn't know who the government is... – at Seattle, WA
Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is
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Replying to @duolingo
@duolingo I want friend leagues and a proper leaderboard. Let me compete together with the peeps. Follow me for more #FreeProductConsulting ^_^* *not actually free
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@duolingo я хочу лиги друзей и правильная таблица лидеров. Дайте мне посоревноваться вместе с пиипс. Подпишитесь на меня, чтобы узнать больше #FreeProductConsulting ^_^* *не совсем бесплатно
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IF YOU’RE WORKING AT THE NEW @Disney YOU HAVE TO BE HARDCORE. – at Seattle, WA
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PRINT THE LAST 30 SIGNIFICANT IMAGINEERINGS YOU’VE DONE AND BE IN CONFERENCE ROOM “Under the Sea” AT 8PM – at Seattle, WA
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Step 93/270 of making espresso machines go BRRRRRR
While I agree that Twitter was required for these historic examples I reject the implication that there cannot be a solution that's different than Twitter for the future cases that may be similar to these historic incidents. – at Seattle, WA
Replying to @GNCordova
Without Twitter, Ahmaud Arbery’s killers would’ve never been arrested. George Floyd’s death, even with the video, likely wouldn’t have sparked national outrage. Without twitter, we’re at the mercy of news outlets for reporting & you see how they publish police reports as fact.
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Mastadon may or may not be the replacement. Activity pub protocol is an interesting candidate. I wonder what @Jack thinks that protocol lacks that an ideal Twitter protocol may have. Is sustaining the biz model required? Could Twitter be just as valuable as a client software?
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Dunking hilariously and he can take it. A rare treat on the internetz today. @profgalloway what’s your actual $sbux order? 👀 – at Shoreline, WA
Step 9 of 287 of making an espresso machine go BRRRR
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Listening to @GitEmSteveDave explain how he accidentally mansplained @OLPC to @JoannaStern on the latest TESD podcast is so cringe and hilarious. Dudes, don’t 🤦🏻‍♂️ – at Seattle, WA
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I'm telling my kids this was the Blockchain. – at Seattle, WA
Truth – at Seattle, WA
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The @duolingo product team has been killing it lately. – at Washington, USA
I'm going to strive to own when I'm wrong with as much honesty and grace as Coolio did. RIP – at Seattle, WA
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