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Norway
Joined March 2007
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Yo @Wendys how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?
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People who say the web is like the Wild West and so cannot change should go live in the Wild West, which does not exist, because it changed.
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Norwegian hooligans. #u21
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Kim Jong Un = Joffrey
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@Thalion Happy 6th TwBirthday! You've been around since 26 March 2007! twbirthday.com/Thalion/
The Christmas tree in London's Trafalgar Square is donated every year by Norway! Learn why ---> omgf.ac/ts/L2F
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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I'm not a Gun Owner, I'm a Guns Owner!
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Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard.
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Batman costumes now banned in US. Guns, ammunition still not. Because (all together now) Guns don't kill people. Batman costumes kill people
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En innbruddstyv ringte og ba om hjelp til å komme seg ut av et hus.Ble innelåst i vindfanget. Har prøvd hele natten å komme seg ut.Pågrepet.
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Trolljegeren mest solgte DVD i Storbritannia bit.ly/wgCbJr
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Hadde jeg vært diktator, skulle jeg tvunget alle i landet mitt til å skrive "Har verdens beste diktator :-)" i statusfeltet sitt hver dag
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hadde vært kult om noen sa til breivik at han lagret manifestet i feil format og ingen har fått åpnet det
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Lol. Fant en orddelingsfeil i menyen til en kebab -og pizzaresturant på Grøndland.
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Skjønner ikke at wikipedia overlever med den tøffe informasjonskonkurransen de har fra forumene på kvinneguiden og nybakt mamma
I'm so upset the new iPhone isn't going to have a Time Machine and a snow cone maker :( #maybenextyear
Tipper Clooney var skuffet over Lillestrøm i går.
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I let my wife call the shots on dumb shit like money or our daughter but when it comes to pizza toppings, I'm "El Presidente."
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