
Sharpen your pitchfork of positivity, for today The Positive Troll rides into battle. #positivetroll
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BREAKING: Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer says 'things are worse than we ever imagined' - and warns of 'painful' budget in October
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This past year has been a bad one for so many people. With many feeling forgotten about, isolated and the inequality in society being more obvious than ever before.
So we wanted to create and donate something for our local community that helped lift spirits.
HOPE O’CLOCK. Anyone else wake up feeling a little bit brighter today? Go at today with a baseball bat made of good vibes.
FORE MORE YEARS?! Nope. But, on the positive side @realDonaldTrump at least you’ll now have some time to get the odd round of golf in.
DRIVEBYINTHELOWRIDE!
Hope you’re having a great Tuesday, I mean Wednesday, I mean Friday, I mean Monday, no Thursday.
Whatever day it is look after you, your family, your brain and your health.
FLIPREVERSE!
There’s a lot of down in the world right now but what’s the one thing that’s got the corners of your lips turned up these last few weeks?
Start me a list of positivity.
LOVELOCKDOWN! As Mr West said, you’ve got to love a lockdown because it’ll help save lots of folk. Those are the lyrics (don’t check).
Anyone want to fire up ChatRoulette again?
Hey @GNev2 you have given RIGHT BACK to the country fella. Hopefully more people with big pockets will follow suit...
Hey @richardbranson hope you are well buddy!
NO YOU GO FIRST! Hey @JKCorden what about Carpool Karaoke but make it a video conference? Think that would be great, best mate!
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Everyone is feeling real anxious just now. Here's Posi's top tips for keeping on top of it all;
- read happy stuff, don't 'sad surf' the interweb 24/7
- now is the perfect time to eat cheese on toast 3 times a day
- remember, we will all get through this together
Credit to the beautiful @OliverJeffers who is reading bedtime stories on his instagram. Stay great, best mate! ❤️
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Well if it isn't CHOOSETOBEYOUday! Sharpen your pencil of positivity and sketch a drawing of the wonderful day you're about to have!
I suggest drawing a tree made of good vibes with a tasty apple growing on it.
(The apple represents ‘hopes and dreams’)






