Lover of animals and the odd glass of wine🍷🐯

Joined January 2011
Holiday reading sorted! #Cats – at El Puerto de Santa María, Spain
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Our new addition....🐈‍⬛❤️ – at El Puerto de Santa María, Spain
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– at El Puerto de Santa María, Spain
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I've never given it any thought, but I didn't know either. Until 2 mins ago. Thanks, Google!! 😆
I'm in my 50s and today I learned that "These are my salad days" in Spandau Ballet's Gold doesn't refer to a diet he was on.
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Just watched #BohemianRhapsody again. It gets me every time!! 😢
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Hey @prestigeflowers Mothers Day was on Sunday. My delivery was supposed to have been delivered on 29th March but it's still not arrived. I'd like a refund please
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*Very* late to the party, but just watched Benjamin Button - what a lovely film
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In a battle with X to block all ads from my timeline. I fear it's a battle I'm not gonna win! 😕
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Definitely not - I can't stand it! 🤢
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Holiday has begun! Arrived in Malaga for a flight to Istanbul in the morning to find we've been upgraded to a junior suite! The view from the room....
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And, when your dad is no longer around, you miss the 'shit jokes' 😔
Teenagers and 20 somethings who roll your eyes when your dad makes the same shit jokes repeatedly. He's doing it because you once laughed at those jokes, you've just forgotten, and he's not sure how to make you laugh any more.
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Newborn twins in Gaza murdered with their mother & grandmother as their father went to collect birth certificates. The horrors are unimaginable. So bad Sky News is reporting them. Happening because Biden & Starmer are supporting a monster in Netanyahu.
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I finished all the alcohol & I wanted one last drink before bed. Fishing around I found my wife's fizz gift set. Weird little bottle, some wooden stirrers. I downed the mixer tossed out the stirrers before necking the fizz. Later I realised I drunk the contents of a diffuser.
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Tracey 🐱 retweeted
In the 1970s my father stole a piece of an Irish castle. Mum was horrified and hid the column under the bed. Forty years later, to the great pleasure of the castle museum curator, she returned it. After she died, we found pictures showing she returned it to the wrong castle.
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Last week I got really high and tried to order a pack of 50 little plastic spiders because "its cheaper now, cus Halloween wouldn't expect it in April" but instead I ordered 50 packs of 200 and now have 10,000 little plastic spiders sitting in a box in my living room.
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When asked what 'special skills' I had during a job interview once, I said I could eat a jam doughnut without licking my lips. I didn't get the job.
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