@TextTriage
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Joined February 2026
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𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗘 - to conduct a preliminary assessment; sort, sift, pick.
Doctors use it in emergencies.
You need it for your reading list.
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Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail
A stuffed animal shaped like a server rack has been produced for the consumer market. Squeezing it emits the recorded ambient screaming of an operational data center. The doll is described as adorable.
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— translated from wired.com/story/adopt-this-d…
≈ via @newsfromthegalaxy
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Cave divers with 3 kids and a loving wife when they hear about a cave called Lucifer’s asshole
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“You better not be Bob Dylan during the We Are The World recording when I get there.”
Me:
kinda horrifying that everybody thinks this shit is "zoomergirls being le weird because of COVID" or whatever, when theyre just being fucking bitches because their egos are all out of control and they think every person who interacts with them is a subhuman unworthy of their time
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Are you a normal person or do you also wanna cry when you stumble upon Succession intro
