Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM

Cupertino, CA
Joined October 2019
Treat us well, we treat you well. Be an ass, we treat you like an ass. Easy 😘
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I am a graphics programmer, and here's my feedback on Apple's Liquid Glass beta. The idea is cool, but it's difficult to work with from a UX perspective. Let's start with the main problems: 1 - Low Contrast: It's clearly not readable, but there are many different ways to fix it.
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.@okgo knows how to make an incredible music video! #ShotOniPhone
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It’s out! All the new features of iOS 18.2
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Happy Pride!
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What could have been…
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“Happy” Vision Pro launch day y’all
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RIP. This would have been the most aesthetic iPhone ever made. We don’t need a THIRD blue phone. 🙄
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Keep in mind, your Sunday isn’t complete until you’ve been to church to sing about compassion, forgiveness and then gone into a store to ruin the life of a retail employee. Amen.
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Introducing my new app - AnyGPT: ChatGPT inside ANY app in macOS. Just type gpt: followed by the prompt & hit enter to get result right there without losing context. Ex. in iMessage type, gpt: suggest 10 holiday spots near New York ⏎ ⬇️ Download: anygpt.lemonsqueezy.com/chec… Discounted launch pricing of $4.99 for first 100 downloads and then $9.99. 1-time lifetime unlock. Note: AnyGPT requires an OpenAI API key with a paid account or account with valid free credits.
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Cx: I’m an engineer, I know how this stuff works! This should be an easy fix! Me: 😐 Me: So… why didn’t you fix it yourself? 😀
When a CX would flex at the bar. CX: I’m a doctor Me, looking around for anyone who gives a fuck Me: that’s great, cash or card for the physical damage?
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You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential. 8 features you might not know about:
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Saluting all the soldiers out there bravely serving as family tech support today. Your service does not go unnoticed 🫡
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Remember kids: If your parents bought you an Android phone instead of an iPhone for Christmas, it’s because they don’t really love you.
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Standard model starts at $99,999. 256gb model jumps to $119,999. 1tb for only $149,999. “The iCar for everyone!”
Apple to Charge Under $100,000 for Apple Car, Launch Planned for 2026 macrumors.com/2022/12/06/app… by @julipuli
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Ayyo men on Tinder are FINISHED 💀🤥
Party Trick: Newer iPhones Allow You to Measure Someone’s Height Instantly macrumors.com/2022/12/03/iph… by @rsgnl
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Apple Music users watching Spotify users easily sharing their year end recaps with friends on social media
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