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Holly Homer

@Texasholly

I know how this story ends.

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kidsactivites.com
Joined April 2008
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Hey @DFWAirport I defend y’all the time but today your train was going in the opposite direction as the signs…?
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My husband is worried he won’t be able to fit in watching all the Olympic curling matches…if only there was more than 24 in a day.
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“Why not make use of today…today? -Father Mike (Exodus 8)
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Tracy Beanz
@tracybeanzJan 30
Two kids before I turned 30. They are pretty much out of the house now. 20 and 17 - I’m 45. Wouldn’t have done it any other way if given the chance. ❤️🙏
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Here is a stab at Padel ping pong’s origin story. Small Dorm room. 4 roommates. No space for ping pong? Wrong. Play off the walls.
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Don’t be too jealous, my strawberry crop has just doubled to 2…
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nick Ξubanks
@NickeubanksJan 14
Holy. Sh!t. By the grace of God I’ve been granted the privilege of working with the Founders of Pagewheel.com (@RachelMillerMM & @Texasholly) and I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this excited to build. 2026 is going to be big!

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Elon Musk
@elonmuskJan 13
Even though I knew his death was coming, as he told us it would, I still can’t believe he has died. Rest in peace, good and great man, rest in peace.
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@ScottAdamsSaysJan 13
A Final Message From Scott Adams
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Just got notice from the patent office that our patent is approved. Whoo hoo!
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Go to church.
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It’s all about Jesus.
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Life should be more like hockey where it is normalized to yell “who cares?” When bad things happen.
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I’m thinking about purchasing this electric skillet. Good thing Walmart has this feature so I can see how it will look in my home.
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This is pure genius. Why didn’t I think of this? Have you ever implemented something like this with your kids?
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Ai is such a suck up.
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Please tell my husband to stop sending me cat videos.
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Hey co-pilot, Your tennis ad spend may not turn out how you expect. Just like my dog may never learn to roll over…
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What if the act of looking at your phone screen (obviously at close range) triggered flight or fight due to the forced tunnel vision and lack of perception. Just an observation of the way I feel when I watch a show on my phone vs. TV screen. Same show, different mood. Good morning internet #2
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