@Texas_Pro

Goose, DMB, Stros, Longhorns, Texans, @kanpaipandas

 The Woodlands, TX
Joined November 2012
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John Burrows
@JohnBurrowsCFBOct 25
This Texas team is good enough to beat anybody in the country. The only problem is that they’re also bad enough to lose to anybody in the country.
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Brooks Austin
@BrooksAustinBAOct 17
Oh my… Texas… Sark needs to fire the OC
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Cass
@Casstastic4Oct 17
Pathetic.
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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCatOct 17
Texas is dookie
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Sark getting straight up out coached by Sumrall
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Coach S(n)ark
@CoachSnarkOct 17
I’m so fucking sick off this “offense”
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Cass
@Casstastic4Oct 17
Jesse Palmer jizzing his pants every time Florida does literally anything is making me homicidal.
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Ross Bolen@WRBolenOct 11
Never before seen Surrender Cobra x Nose Pick
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Piss poor job by Sark & staff in the 2nd half. Inexcusable loss. Habits matter. Execution matters. Gotta get ready for Florida.
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Brandon Walker
@BFWOct 10
Just another inexplicable what the fuck loss from Sark at Texas.
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Go make a play Defense
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Kevin Dunn@KevinDunn01Oct 9
Adults who are offended by cussing really need to grow the fuck up.
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Keenan Womack
@KeenanWomackSep 26
This is an undefeated defense and 4-loss offense
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Goose outro on the Fox cowboys broadcast
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Texas vs Ohio State series record: 3-3
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BIGGEST AURA GAMBLE EVER AND IT WORKED. SARK SHOWED OUT.
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Dustin DeBerry@dkdeberrySep 13
Ohio State fumbled that game away despite Texas spotting them three turnovers AND Ted Cruz being there. All-time choke job.
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If I needed an insane play, and I had Jeremiah Smith on my team, I’d throw it 13 yards short of the sticks to someone else and light my final 15 seconds on fire. It’s just the right play.
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