[Sends @TexAssPete a new ass shot and lets him decide on which one gets pinned to his profile]
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THIS. Keep your flaps closed if you can't accept your own shit.
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Only on the weekends
I thought I was the trophy wife!?!?
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You're mine, and you're my fuckin' loving trophy...but you're your own woman, who I'm just lucky enough to have want me.
Am I the trophy wife, baby? Am I your kept woman?
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*waggles eyebrows*
Oh look. I achieved one of them.
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Bein' a gentleman takes nothin'
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Show me what that mouth can do
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Hi there! *laughs*
//{@NessVicious wakes up, goes into adjoining bathroom.} Me: {yells} Guess who's on TL right now! Her: {yells back} Who?! Me: @TexAssPete Her: {screams} No way! 🤣🤣
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*snorts* as if
We've come back from the dead together just in time to celebrate our 9 year wedding anniversary @TexAssPete. You tired of this wolf yet, baby?
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Peter Ziggy Whitlock retweeted
Play with her pussy not with her heart
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I love your chaos, Darlin'
Did I cause chaos tonight? Sorry not sorry.
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Peter Ziggy Whitlock retweeted
#Leo has a zero tolerance for bullshit.
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Don't you just love that narcissistic trait of "oh, but I'm the victim!". Whomp whomp, dude, pull your tentacles in and fuck off the BS narrative.
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Peter Ziggy Whitlock retweeted
|| [OOOMPS and then clings] "They did! Only took 3 fucking months and 5 appeals"
*jumps on @PiercedPaws* THEY GAVE YOU BAAAAAACK!
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FYI: Shel and I are officially retiring these accounts. Not a shock, I know. Not deleting though...so if anyone wants to keep in touch, throw me or Shel a DM.
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What color socks are you wearing now? — Sparkle. What with the bare feet an' the sun an' all. lap78.ask.fm/igoto/45DKECPW7…