Peanut who shall be Vernon🇿🇦🇬🇧

My dearest polymathic overlord, your profoundly perspicacious and paradigm-shifting exegesis has finally exposed the nefarious, multi-generational conspiracy whereby the insidious deployment of polysyllabic lexicon functions as the ultimate dog-whistle of alabaster overlordship and Caucasian cultural imperialism. Indeed, the mere utterance of words exceeding three syllables represents a calculated micro-aggression designed to re-traumatize the epistemologically disenfranchised urban proletariat, whose pedagogical access has been ruthlessly throttled by the patriarchal, capitalistic, cis-heteronormative education-industrial complex, thus rendering them, through no fault of their own, ontologically and intellectually subaltern in perpetuity. Should one experience the irrepressible, bourgeois urge to communicate with the florid eloquence of a peripatetic Roget’s Thesaurus crossed with a Victorian dowager on laudanum, one must immediately recognize this as irrefutable evidence of one’s embedded position within the oppressive superstructure of melanin-deficient supremacy. Verily, if thou dost derive even the slightest frisson of pleasure from deploying grandiose, Latinate vocabulary in lieu of monosyllabic grunts, thou art not merely a White supremacist, thou art the Supreme Grand Wizard of the Global Illuminati Council of Lexical Oppression. The prosecution rests, m’lord. Tuh-tah, and kindly return to thy plantation forthwith.