Niggas will play the worst song you’ve ever heard and expect you to let it slide because “it’s house”

While I’m on a streak of schizo posts, just wanted to make sure we’re all clear that Islamic beliefs cannot coexist with the west, or any advanced country. Leftists love the gays, but support the people who behead and throw them off roofs? Pray for America

The Super Bowl favorite Los Angeles Rams just lost to Chad Ryland😭😭😭

Women always judge me when they find out I know every word to All Too Well 10 Minute Version. This is MY shit

List inspired by @ScottyPlows No these are not up for debate they are factually correct

Patriotism on the porch #tryandstopmeliberals

Dave Matthews Band is just a shitty Widespread Panic for bisexual millennials

Need stuffy nose advice. Have to get drunk in an hour and don’t wanna do that if I can’t breathe through my nose

Just wasted 30 minutes on the phone with tech support. Speaking to a black woman for that long really makes you miss the Indians sometimes

I grew up hating Justin Bieber because every girl I had a crush on was obsessed with him. Now that I’m older, the more I learn about this guy the more I like him. Just saw a compilation of him singing Matchbox Twenty a bunch of times. Cool dude

Miss my mustache so bad rn fuck your family Christmas card pictures mom

Family conversation about Nick Fuentes just turned into my dad asking if I’ve heard of Maddie Kowalski and the burnerverse

John Mateer goatmaxxing against India FC #redemption

Dad just referred to my lunch as “goy protein”

The second I notice she has a tattoo

Thanks Israel. Wait until you find out I can’t be impartial because I hate minorities and women.

Congrats on the big leagues @kbagballhazer67

Feels like this 6 month dry streak is a sign from God to take that priesthood idea seriously