If I climbed for my success the way my pet rats climbed me for the bowl of crisps in my hand, I'd be rich and famous already #MotivationalQuotes

My success plan like: "OnCe I bEaT tHiS CoLD iT'S oVeR foR yOu BiTcHes"

When you ask #ChatGPT a coding question and it starts its answer with "That's a great question!" 😎😎😎😎my ego can't handle the boost

What if J.K. Rowling is a marketing genius? #HogwartsLegacy

Months of trying to get up earlier and what gets me up at 4:30 is my bf threatening that if he's up before me, I have to make the tea. Moral of the story: if you're externally motivated, use it to your advantage

My job: covered in blankets, on the couch, with my home mixed tea, and watching snow fall around me while I work on the laptop. #livingmybestlife #free

Let's get to know each other. Finish my sentence. Life is...

Productivity is... seeing its 8pm and its time to put the laptop away so you don't drain your battery too much for the next day. Take good care of yourself #selfcare

In 50 years or so, people like you and me will get interviewed in our jetpowered rocking chair to talk about the horrors of the Ukrainian war.

Coming out of the gate swinging is not about doing it perfectly right away. It is about coming out unstoppable. Even if you're not "perfectly ready" for new year's, you'll kick ass ❤️ #2023NewYear #NewYearsEve #resolutions2023

Me and my partner practicing German together: me: Gutentag! him: ja! me:... him:... me: Ok, good practice! #goalsfor2023 #NewYearsResolution

You know you're hungover when the smell of your own perfume makes you nauseous

The thing is when you see people working on YouTube or writing or other stuff and *you* see very little progress, what you don't see is the practice and research and hours of fine tuning on their end. One step forward = 100000 million tiny steps for them

Wazzup still working on that book I started a year ago, how about you?

I have a bad cold and I've managed to start taking painkillers before the worse pain hit and even with 1000mg in my system I can feel my head throb so now I'm blissfully of how much pain I could have been in lol