@TerminalLance

The Official Terminal Lance twitter account! TL is a comic strip about the Marine Corps created by @TLCplMax

 Los Angeles
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Joined November 2015
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GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now: amazon.com/dp/B0CGL336LF
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxOct 6
Truly don’t understand all these fashy nazi larpers these days. Hitler lost the war and blew his fucking brains out because he was a coked up fucking moron.
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxOct 6
What kind of stone did you give him…?
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This woman is about to get a thousand Marine Corps Ball invites
E X X ➠A L E R T S
@ExxAlertsOct 5
ALERT: Intoxicated woman kicked off an airplane after she allegedly “removed her pants and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds.” Katy Inzer, 46, was detained by the Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office after committing the lewd act shortly after takeoff on an American Airlines flight. One passenger said she reeked of alcohol and, when approached by the flight attendant, Inzer put her pants back on and “fell asleep for the remainder of the flight.” The case has been handed over to the FBI because of jurisdiction uncertainty.
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Sending out TL condoms to TL Underground members for their members today
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Stephanie blurred out the maze in the TL coloring book.
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxOct 3
this joke is hitting so hard for like 10 people
Terminal Lance@TerminalLanceOct 2
The US Army is the Dark Souls 2 of military branches
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The US Army is the Dark Souls 2 of military branches
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxSep 26
I showed u my burrito pls respond
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SAY AGAIN YOUR LAST, OVER
く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡(40/60lbs)@fadedanddemotedSep 25
just found out americans don't say "pardon" to get someone to repeat themselves? what do you guys say???😭
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NEW TL Underground post drawing yesterday's comic: patreon.com/terminallance/po…

Behind the Scenes — Preventing Butterbars | TL Underground

3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births. That’s about a 0.047%

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3.63 million Americans born each year ÷ ~1,700 new Marine officers = roughly 1 Marine officer for every 2,100 births. That’s about a 0.047% chance your child grows up to become a 2nd Lieutenant. New TL Underground members this month get a free Terminal Lance condom. 🫡
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Meanwhile, in the Air Force...
WW2 The Eastern Front
@ShoahUkraineSep 20
US Air Force pilots get messages from their comrades at Ye Olde Iwo Jima Spa, 1945. This spa and bathhouse was established on the Island of Iwo Jima by Col. J. E. Walthers, a flight surgeon for the 7th Fighter Command. 😃
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Page Six
@PageSixSep 21
Orlando Bloom’s threesome scene with real-life sisters Rooney and Kate Mara ripped as ‘appalling’ and ‘disgusting’ trib.al/b8SwxDY
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxSep 21
Got to see the new Resident Evil film and had a great time with it. I'm a longtime fan of the games and to me it was a great spin on the whole thing. Zach Cregger has such a fun style of tension, character, gore, dark humor, etc. from start to finish.
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I know you're not making a real argument in good faith, but I am a Marine Corps veteran that was invited by the Marine Corps because of achievements (past and present) within the Marine Corps and military community--so it's easy to say I had more business at the Pentagon here.
Robin “Griff” Griffiths🇺🇸
@Griff0341Sep 21
Replying to @TerminalLance
Didn't you go there & pretty much do the same damn shit?
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxSep 20
Them: you know Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food Me: just put the Crunchwrap supreme in the bag bro
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Maximilian Uriarte@TLCplMaxSep 20
Meanwhile, in Resident Evil…
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Why
Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWarSep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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That's right! 😤 Send this or tag someone who could use some motivation. 💪 Oorah! 🇺🇸
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New post about my trip to the Combat Art Symposium for TL Underground members: patreon.com/terminallance/po…

The Combat Art Symposium | TL Underground

Last week I was invited out to Quantico to be the guest speaker at the Combat Art Symposium. The Symposium is an annual gathering of combat

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