My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who it's friends are. – at Plymouth, England

A big thank you to @Andy0Cretan0 for doing the BCS Student Chapter talk today!

Don't forget the BCS Student Chapter talk at 7pm tonght in BGB105!

The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Personalised T-shirts ~£12 Hoodies ~£21! PM/Email me from now to order or see me on Monday! Order & pay on 26th October...

Please don't forget, my dear TermiFans, that our talk on Monday is by the BCS student chapter so a good turn out is really important!

Joke of the day: Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.

*smaug flies over the burnt wreckage of Laketown* ...there was a spider!

Joke of the day: *knock knock* Who's there? *very long pause* Java

Hey TermiFans! Don't forget to come bowling on Monday. Meeting 7pm in BGB105

Hey this is the new @TermiSoc exec here! SATURDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER 7.00PM Come along to Voodoo lounge and meet your new execs! Drinking time!!

Time for TermiSoc's AGM! #Imnotsayigthatwewillfold #Butwearetotallygoingtofold

A massive thankyou to @hacksocnotts, @twilio, @SendGrid, & @UniofNottingham for hosting #hackdayUoN! Had an amazing time!