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Sheffield
Joined October 2025
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"Fuck this, I'm done" 📸: Belinda Steindorf
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These semiaquatic reptiles aren't usually this impetuous. The crocodile, for example, will wait a while, and the alligator will do it later.
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"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? COME AND GET ME TOUGH GUY, I'M RIGHT HERE"
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If you're interested in how this ended, not well I'm afraid. One punch and the cat was out cold.
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"...but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very lo
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"What is this voodoo sorcery you practice?"
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"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?"
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"Biscuit? I don't even like biscuits. Why would you even ask me that. How dare you"
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"Kick my seat again, I fucking dare you"
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"Honestly, Janice, I can't even look at you right now"
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Reposts of what might just be my least popular post ever, deserve a follow back.
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"Sorry I'm late for work, fucking pigs on the road again"
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Hogging the middle lane. I did warn you about these posts.
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Stuck in a traffic ham.
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@evacarneiro Well, you did say you wished you could follow me twice 😆❤️
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When someone turns the tap on while you're having a shower.
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"How's your diet going?" Me:
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"This is such bullshit"
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Éclipse totale du chat
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What I actually meant when I say that I spent two hours on the treadmill.
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