
TV watching sport fanatic with penchant for beautiful women. My top shows: #EastEnders #Casualty #Strictly #TheApprentice #ImACeleb #TheVoiceUK #BGT
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Phil saying it was a public vote. Only 3 awards were voted for by the public! THREE! #ThisMorning #SoapAwards
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Only have to put it low. He’s never going to save a penalty in his life! Tom messed up big time. #SoccerAid
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I think the world’s strongest man is after a contract. Wants to be the goalkeeper version of Akinfenwa. #SoccerAid
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Stuff the replay of Keane’s shot! I want to see a replay of Mo Farah catching the pitch invader!! #SoccerAid
Chunkz has been stitched up like a kipper in that first half. Barely touched Evra for the pen and then wins a pen and isn’t allowed to take it. I’d be fuming! #SoccerAid
Carragher with the first “f*cking hell” of the night in response to the Usain Bolt pace. 😂 #SoccerAid
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The world’s worst football commentator - Sam Matterface
…And…
The most annoying voiceover guy on TV - Iain Stirling
Both in the #SoccerAid commentary box.
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If anyone else came on and didn’t have a clue I would be ripping straight into them. But for some reason when Maya Jama is on #SoccerAid it doesn’t matter to me. Funny that. 😍😉
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Just wondering where the “if you’ve been affected…” bit was at the end of tonight’s #EastEnders? Most emotive end to EE in ages and it was about rape. Very strange. @bbceastenders @BBCOne
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NEVER!
Romeo & Duet with Oti Mabuse is reportedly facing the axe after just one series tellymix.co.uk/tv/622522-oti…
Haven’t watched #Hollyoaks in about 7 weeks. Trying to work out if it’s worth my while seeing Luke’s last episode? It’ll be like a last goodbye for me because after 15 years I’ve stopped watching. It’s got so bad. Shame, as there are so many good characters. Writing is dog 💩.
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I think this is exactly what happened. They split the vote. Or specifically Tom and Maxwell did. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent #BGTFinal
Really hope all the singing acts take votes off one another so none of them win. It’s certainly possible. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent #BGTFinal




