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This is totally Telkom, and we pinky-swear that this isn't someone else. Nobody here but us legit Telkom people, you guys. *Spoof Account*

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The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet: that's why we recommend Telkom ADSL.
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As Telkom, we quite enjoy loadshedding. Makes us look less incompetent by comparison. #LetsPrayForStage4
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Guys, I know I've been silent for a while, but that's only because another company has eclipsed us in terms of sheer incompetency. Welcome to the stage, @TAKEALOT
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@GarethCliff30 Mar 2017
Here's a picture of our President. Have a great day Mr. President. We know you'll make the right decisions today:
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What birthday present do you get a President who thinks morals and scruples are Russia's currency?
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Telkom fun fact: roughly 3% of our on-hold callers drop off due to old age.
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Every slow ADSL line means another person unable to read bad press about our beloved President. #winwin #patriotic
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Drinking tequila makes my head feel like the sounds a dial-up modem made in the 90's.
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SA Broadcaster@RSA_Broadcaster17 Mar 2016
For the best spin on the #GuptaGate scandal, follow @ANN7tv
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ANC has asked that we block all news sites except @ANN7tv and @The_New_Age. #ZumaMustFallPlot
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Ryan Cummings@Pol_Sec_Analyst17 Mar 2016
#ZumaMustFallPlot is being used by ANN7. The Guptas have even captured Zuma 's hashtag
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The next phase of our call center restructuring brings our staff count down to three interns and a parrot.
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I wonder what's the best wine to pair with my corn flakes?
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News just in: @flysaa asking if we could kindly shut down the parts of the internet that have the leaked memo on it.
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Oh look, the memo @flysaa doesn't want you to see. I wonder how that got here? onedrive.live.com/?id=EE9841…
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How our great company was founded
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SA Broadcaster@RSA_Broadcaster22 Oct 2015
Why is Elastoplast not sponsoring these must fall campaigns? Imagine all the scraped knees. #JHBShutDown
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We're just really grateful that people are prepared to march for university fees instead of, say, broadband speeds.
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Replying to @ANCParliament
@ANCMPS check this out - all claims of no HIGH TREASON charges were just pure lies!!! @MyANC_
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Luthuli House asking us if we can turn off this twitter thing so that #ANCMustFall can go away.
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