Freelancer writing about telecoms and tech. I don't post much, but when I do, you'll find it on Bluesky, not this Nazi-ridden cesspit.
England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2010
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"If you've just joined us on LBC, my guests David Cameron and George Osborne are discussing what's worse: humping a dead pig in the mouth, or 49-year-olds hitting on teenagers."
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Got me one of them new-fangled thread thingies. I have no idea how it works, I guess I might see you over there if I figure out how to use it. threads.net/@telecolumnist
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My son's school is open as normal this week despite the strike. Reason being, the teachers know that if they walk out, some of the children will miss out on their one square meal that day.
That tells me all I need to know about your party and this government.
Today Keir Starmer is announcing this week’s Labour education policy. If you care more about children and their education than soundbites, this thread on Britain’s record and future is superb.
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Just had an enlightening chat with my 6-year-old about how he will support himself financially when he's older. His plan: eat a magic bean that makes him live forever and poop money.
I'm never retiring, am I?
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They even have a pocket to collect all the tears you shed when you inevitably go to bed alone.
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Well, at least us UK telco hacks know what we're going to be following until the end of 2024 - if not longer. #Throdafone
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I'll be keeping an eye out for mandated spectrum divestment, because if it goes ahead, this tie-up will put VMO2 at a big disadvantage next to EE and #Throdafone
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@TelecomEditor has just gone to get more gin. It's going to be a good few months before she calms down again.
. @TelecomEditor didn't get the alert. I guess they've booked her on that second rocket. 🤣
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Nick Wood 🇪🇺 retweeted
Didn't realise the Government emergency alert at 3pm was going to be about the Spurs score.
Or: how to blink without people thinking you've blinked. #Linekergate
Gary Lineker to return to Match of the Day as BBC announces independent review into guidance on social media use, BBC statement says bbc.in/3lcujHt
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