@Teheera

ہم جیتےجی بےکار رہے نہ عشق کیا نہ کام کیا بس جی کو ہم بہلاتے رہے اور جی ہم کو سمجھاتا رھا پھر آخر تنگ آکر ہم نے ٹویٹر جائن کر لیا...

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🤫 As a Haleem expert, do you think chaat masala belongs on haleem? 🗣️ If you like it, sure! Enjoying food should not be political. ngl.link/teheera?q=zVuU03SVl…

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🤫 A man sued an airline for losing his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. And his luggage. 🗣️ Suits him well. ngl.link/teheera?q=EDFrNblhm…

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Got a prompt from a friend to ask ChatGPT to roast me in Urdu. The response was quite long and a bit too personal to share but this bit made me chuckle. 😂
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🤫 What is the one deal breaker in a relationship you'll never tolerate? 🗣️ Disrespect. ngl.link/teheera?q=5Ca7zn9D0…

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Let's do this; give me the best of your curious minds. ngl.link/teheera

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My book arrived yesterday, and all I could think of was a stupid little line from our childhood.
𝔗𝔈𝔈@TeheeraMay 5
Not to brag, but your girl just scored her name among the contributors of an academic book chapter. Kindly direct all inquiries to my imaginary team.
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Before the internet, our “memes” came from village gossip and random things we heard in books or on TV. Two of my cousins were particularly good at turning these into catchphrases that would stick around in our family for years.
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One of them was “zama num kitab Ki razi,” from an interview with a child whose name made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as the shortest person in the world. Yesterday when I called my family to share the good news, I couldn’t help repeating, “zama num kitab Ki razi.”
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It’s kinda hard to make time for people who need help when I’m running on fumes 24/7 as it is. Half the time, I have to wait till I have enough brain cells left to answer their questions.
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And then there are people who want to narrate their entire life story before getting to the actual question. All I can hear in my head is Bijli Ghar Mola saying: “Lara landawai.” 😭
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Laughs in medicine
Ossama@bloody_realistOct 21
Any degree that requires you to study till 30 and beyond is a freakin hoax, a recipe for disaster. That's more than half your life. You deserve better.
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But seriously, why do we sometimes use paak for pretty?
𝔗𝔈𝔈@TeheeraOct 13
Made me wonder why she thought cleanliness and beauty are synonymous?
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Me each time I read an IM note.
Joshwelt@weltszznOct 20
Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?" mf do I know the muffin man?
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God granted me the inserenity of a strong sense of justice, strong opinions, and a stubborn streak, then gave me brown skin, two X chromosomes, and a bank balance barely sufficient to keep me alive until tomorrow. یا خو واک د باچا راکړه، یا صبر د فقیر را
𝔗𝔈𝔈@TeheeraOct 20
Torn between being outspoken and giving the PD who seems to resent outspoken people another reason to dislike me, and staying silent at the cost of betraying myself. What would you do?
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Torn between being outspoken and giving the PD who seems to resent outspoken people another reason to dislike me, and staying silent at the cost of betraying myself. What would you do?
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Shair kehta hey, If the genome is a lexicon of all protein “words,” then the epigenome is a “story” resulting from arranging the “words” into a coherent tale.
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Aloo qeema Mattar qeema Just qeema Samosas Kareley qeema Gobi qeema
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GROUND BEEF CHALLENGE. NO SPAGHETTI, NO TACOS, NO BURGERS. What you making
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Oh man! How could I forget koftey kabab? It's almost blasphemous.
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