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Billy Bongwater retweeted
Hard Pass
@HardPass4
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Good morning.
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brynn d@_Feedbacker
Sep 23
I predict that AOC will surprise everyone by instead running to be mayor of a small town in the Midwest that helps her learn the real meaning of Christmas
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
Sep 23
I used his deadname.
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Greentext Wizard
@GreentextWizard
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Saw a condom on the ground at Disney World. What dat mean?
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You know what? I unlike your tweet. That was stupid.
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camille@carabinergrrrl
Sep 18
starting a band called “beach boys 2” and writing songs like “gooder vibrations” and “wouldn’t it be even nicer”
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Warren G- Wagon™@VatnikTamer
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Why are we expecting a gambling site to be a beacon of modesty?
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppy_haze
Sep 15
BREAKING: Senate to announce Mitch McConnell (R-KY) will be sealed inside an experimental walking prosthesis forever so the citizens of Kentucky will “dread naught” of ever being without his holy protection
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bergs@aseriousmang
Sep 15
REPORTER: Senator McConnell, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? MCCONNELL: [drooling and head lolling, clearly did not register the question] [republican aide grabs podium] AIDE: LIQUID SWORDS
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Tom Celica™
@thetomcelica
Sep 15
I don't know who Mitch McConnel's taxidermist is but that dude is about to be the the most famous turtle stuffer in the history of the craft
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They should let Steve Buscemi play George W Bush in a movie.
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I laughed
@found_it_funny
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If you give those foreign bot accounts an inch they’ll flood your timeline.
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Dalton Mullinax@MullinaxWX
Sep 11
there are like 5 unique sentences left
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