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An apparel company infusing super powers into shirts and tank tops.

Joined July 2018
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Anyone wanna join my gang? We got jackets and snacks.
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just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended
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First date idea: come over, I get your fav t-shirt and we’ll sleep
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Big titty goths know where to buy the drugs.
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So single that my hand had a headache last night
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Rate my setup
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My fat ass thought this was fried chicken.
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We’re baaack beeeches!
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I love how the people dismissing Matthew McConaughey as a “celebrity” fawn over the man who presided over Celebrity Apprentice and hail Ted Nugent as, well, a celebrity.
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sneezing while driving is INSANE
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Top Gun immediately followed by Ghostbusters on tv!? Gen Xer’s heaven!
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If I ever go blind Women’s Tennis will become my Pornhub.
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You look like a light beer drinker
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Ok, we've seen enough. Checking out.
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Gonna make my kids watch ‘The Never Ending Story’ so they can grow up and be as fucked up as me.
I like Golden Corral for the same reason that I like strip clubs. No one cares that I have a raging erection in the buffet line.
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