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A Toyota Corolla will be $56m
My daughter will have 56M by the time she’s 60 THANK YOU @MichaelDell @TrumpAccounts
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Lindsey Clancy had post-Parton depression smh
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Ok mark of the beast network almost live! Now for affordable neuralink and we’re set, baby
We announced an agreement to acquire a nationwide low-band spectrum license portfolio that will pave the way for @Starlink to become a major mobile carrier in the US. With this new spectrum and our Gen2 constellation, Starlink Mobile can ensure Americans have access to high-speed mobile broadband no matter where they are → spacex.com/updates#starlink-…
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"Indian girls are the new Latinas!" One week later:
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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A PlayStation 5 will be $10,000
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval. pbs.org/newshour/polit… washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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Pumped Up Kicks was normie hipster stomp clap asshole music. everyone who listened to top hits after like 2003 was a certified homosexual
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I don’t want to wage war with these people, they’re hilarious
最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器,你一撸超过30秒,它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人,立刻启动自毁程序,整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭,以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。
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“What if I crash?” “Oh but my darling, what if you land?”
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“Grind while you’re young” is so gay. Take an oxy and read Samuel Coleridge for like a week
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AI is going to destroy conspiracy culture in about a year
This might be one of the best arguments that we are indeed living in a simulation. Jeffrey Epstein look-a-like "Palm Beach Pete" has a gf "Lishgaine" who is the spitting image of Ghislaine Maxwell. 🙄
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Found on reddit.
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If you go to any major university south of the Mason-Dixon Line and join a fraternity you can date girls like this on a regular basis. Ya they’re beautiful but for the majority of X posters, you’re too low-born to have a chance. They exist but far away from your reach.
It’s very difficult to balance being a recreational pervert and a competitive racist. Every time I try to ‘get into it’ regarding Sydney Sweeney I am confronted by a lower ethnic feature that forecloses the possibility of any true erotic feeling. The bovine Czech eyes. The Celtic pug nose. Gone are the Überfrauen of yesteryear. The true Aryan blonde, like the ivory-billed woodpecker or the Bachman’s warbler, is now all but extinct, extirpated from Hollywood in a way we cannot bear to face. The best we can hope for is a Thuringian towelboy such as Hunter Schafer or perhaps Elle Fanning, but then you can’t get into it because they are bepenised, geriatric (28 years old), or both. I can’t even mention the Jewish ones because if I do I will start crying. The West has fallen and may never recover. Cybill Shepherd and analogous warbler pictured below.
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The Big Short is really one long joke and the punchline is Michael burry has an Asian wife
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No, I’m quite certain that the object I’m buying will complete me.
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Big sunglasses, fat woman, dirty midsize suv, Star Wars rebel sticker on the back.
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They're calling her George Foid
Lindsay Clancy brutally strangled her 3 kids to death Current scene outside the courthouse:
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