
Writer/photographer about tech and travel for @CNET and @NYTimes. Editor-at-large for @Wirecutter. Author of bestselling sci-fi novel Undersea: https://xitter.cf/t.co/Zo9wy3M1zq
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Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite
post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
LIVE NOW: The #Artemis era of exploration begins today with @NASAArtemis I, the first integrated test flight of the rocket and spacecraft that will bring humanity to the Moon. Watch @NASA_SLS and @NASA_Orion embark on their first voyage. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1jMKgLaeY…
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
Proposed sequel to On The Origin of Species: “On the Destination of Species.” And then you open the book and it’s just a centerfold of a crab.
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
Any publisher for any site on the web will tell you this is false. Twitter is invaluable as a news source and for seeing what's happening in real time, but as far as driving traffic/revenue to an editorial outlet, its value is effectively nil.
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Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
Imagine paying $44 billion to get this self-owned. Nobody will ever be this owned again, Twitter may as well close at this point.
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
the only people who should have to pay for Twitter are the folks who record a shaky vertical video of their TV that has motion smoothing on then tweet the video with “lol cgi sux”
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
The absolute stupidest part of this is that verified users make up such a tiny portion of Twitter users. The revenue will be tiny, but it will drive away the platforms most prominent voices. If you needed proof that Elon is not that smart, this is it
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
I'm not convinced Elon Musk is wrecking this website unintentionally. I think there's a real possibility this interaction broke him so fundamentally that he decided to destroy it on purpose so no one else could do it to him again.
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
the best sandwiches cost $11 dollars. as they get cheaper they become nasty, as they get more expensive they become foolish
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
On the one hand, it is less of a Halloween costume and more of a permanent state of being.
On the other hand, it has pockets!
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
Be fair to Liz Truss.
A Prime Minister cannot resign after 42 days. It has to be 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67 etc
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
BREAKING NEWS:
🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨
ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.
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Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer? xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1YpKkgbop…
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
the crazy thing about LA is your chances of seeing a man in an unlicensed Spider-Man suit are significantly higher than seeing a man in a business suit
Geoffrey Morrison retweeted
She liked that I made Jessica a working writer rather than just a celebrity, who had to meet deadlines, give lectures about writing, and falling asleep at the keyboard. I also got Jessica writing on a computer, which Angela appreciated as incentive to other older folks to try it


























