I’ll definitely call myself a ape cuzz I finish 3 orientals in one sitting and two eggs What do you have to say about that?

Just like my boss told me one day what are you doing with 4 banks without a kobo, without a company, and you’re still looking for loan apps to borrow money 4 banks for a poor man

Especially if you’re using an iPhone 7s plus, 64gb, and you’re using power bank to charge , and you’re phone is seriously hanging while you have a Twitter acc with blue tick and 500 followers It’s a real life issue

Don’t go broke ooo, even a poor man will advise you, that’s how I got advised for 1hour yesterday just to tell me to bring 1millionaire to give me car for Uber on installment Broke boy eyes dey see shege💔💔

Small money, quick registry, but once you sign, na legal trap. Divorce go cost you half your property. No family arbitration, just court papers. If na visa you dey find, okay. But if na love, remember: court marriage na contract, no be play. Sign wisely. 💍 Court wedding? Guys, think am well oo.

I want to send my OPay login to 100 people, take 2k each and find something to eat…….🤨🤨

Abba, rugged is the new swag. If he looked like a soft boy, you'd complain he’s not street enough. Make una let the man breathe, his voice is the real vibe. 😂