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@0xtavian 💍 | Lead of the Incident Response Hooligans | @Defcon Speaker Operations Goon | Dallas Hacker | She/These Hands 🥊 🌈

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Going to brag on myself for a moment: as a self taught sys admin I successfully completed my first physical security assessment. I was able to social engineer privileged access to the targets building. If you would have told me this a year ago I wouldn’t have believed you.
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If you’re ever on a layover connecting to Dallas, just follow the cowboy hats and you’ll be at the right gate. Just learned this connecting in St Louis 😂😭
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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rekdt
@rekdtOct 12
Vulnerability Management: The beatings will continue regardless whether morale improves
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Today marks year as your wife, love you so so so much @0xtavian. 💍 You’re the best husband ever, look forward to spending forever with you.
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I will buckle down to work as soon as I finish reading the Internet.
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Really pisses me off how it’s October 4th and Halloween decorations at stores are already all picked over. I like to buy one piece a year to slowly build a collection of items and there’s nothing cute left. 😭
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Adulthood is rushing to mow before the rain & leaving the electric mower outside to get rained on by accident 😭
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possibly the funniest image i've seen in a CVE analysis report
watchTowr
@watchtowrcyberSep 28
CVE-2026-88771 - the loaded Citrix footgun went off again, and the screaming noise is back in our ear. You knew it was coming - enjoy the latest watchTowr Labs blogpost. labs.watchtowr.com/oh-look-t…

Oh Look, The Foot Gun Went Off Again (Citrix NetScaler PreAuth Command Injection CVE-2026-88771)

God damn it, we're back in the room again. Yes, that sound in your ears is screaming. The footgun has gone off again, shockingly, and we are yet again dealing with a situation where the entire world...

labs.watchtowr.com
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As a Texan, sometimes I’ll just call 811 and not dig a single hole cause I want to actually see my tax dollars at work.
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Good thing I stocked up when that random dude on twitter said this was coming a month after the war started.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 13
BREAKING: Costco is now rationing motor oil for due to the Iranian war, limiting members to one transaction and a maximum of two units every seven days.
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Ted Cruz went on ESPN this morning and it’s going about as well as you would expect: “Ted you suck! Ted you suck!” 😂
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This is the best wildlife photo I’ve seen all year tbh like LOOK AT THIS ANGEL!!! 😍
Evolve
@EvolveWildlifeSep 8
Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision. 📷 Sylvie Ayer
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lcamtuf@lcamtufAug 30
Few people know this, but in the era of AI, traditional ISPs are cooked. You no longer need to pay for a TCP/IP stack. You can ask Claude. I have seventeen network stacks right now
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Why not spend my last hours of PTO reading a @jamesrbuk book with a margarita?
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Sociopath behavior
Mason Home Builder
@bankertobuilderAug 26
Sometimes I fly to Dallas at 6am, rent a car, and then just drive around the DFW highways until it gets dark Then I head back to the airport and catch a red eye home Such a peaceful day taking in some of the most beautifully engineered transportation systems the country has to offer
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I wish Ken Paxton would protect puppies the way he protects pedophiles.
Team Talarico
@TeamTalaricoHQAug 20
Unearthed documents just revealed Ken Paxton, as Attorney General, protected a research lab that tortured 400 puppies. Paxton was also one of the only Texas lawmakers to vote against a bill to hold animal abusers accountable.
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POV: when something goes wrong at work and you look around for a senior but you are the senior
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The fun part about American Airlines is that buying a ticket in no way guarantees a flight that leaves at the time specified, a flight that arrives in the right location, or even a seat on the plane
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Will not be at hacker summer camp this year and I’m already getting hella FOMO and it’s only Monday🥲😭 I thought Defcon was cancelled but everyone is there???
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juan
@juanbuisJul 28
i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it
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