TechElevator · Apr 3, 2014 · 11:23 PM UTC

I don't like to use :) because I think it's cheesy, but then sometimes people don't know that I'm kidding. I'm in an emoticonundrum.

TechElevator · Mar 31, 2014 · 4:49 PM UTC

I'm not really interested in machine learning. I'm interested in machine homework completion.

TechElevator · Mar 30, 2014 · 7:09 PM UTC

I hope the new NASA space suits can withstand the environment of a movie backlot.

TechElevator · Mar 29, 2014 · 7:37 PM UTC

In the ongoing struggle between my sense of decency and my kleptomania, kleptomania takes it again.

TechElevator · Mar 28, 2014 · 8:44 PM UTC

I will not stand for a sedentary lifestyle because then it wouldn't be.

TechElevator · Mar 27, 2014 · 11:38 PM UTC

Over Spring Break, the Caltech campus is so empty that I forget class isn’t in session.