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Joined September 2014
didn’t get the thundering applause u thought huh davey?
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Before I give my opinion does anyone know which colony is the historically progressive force among ants
TWO ANT COLONIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A WAR OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO FOR DECADES. ЗОМ DIE PER YEAR. THE FRONT LINE IS MILES LONG. SCIENTISTS COMPARED IT TO WORLD WAR I TRENCH WARFARE
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I mean realistically how is Drake Maye supposed to perform at a high level when in the back of his mind he’s probably thinking about the Western Mass lesbian bar relaxing its masking rules
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We woulda walked through this sorry division if Dart didn’t get hurt 😭😭😭
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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He’s alive
My jaw is on the floor. We will be having an emergency LIVE today. Details in a bit. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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imagine you're like 26 years old and you just graduated from clown school. the only thing on your resume is a stint running a failed covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts. after months of struggle, you finally land a job interview. do you bring iced coffee, yes or no
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in Massachusetts you have two options 1) gay club in the building where the pledge of allegiance was written 2) the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western mass
Boston is so unserious why is the club I’m going to tn in the building where the pledge of allegiance was written
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Giants gotta stop thinking and just give skatt the rock every play until he start speaking Cantonese.
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Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney
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Vaping reported in Section 125. Subject chose to discard vape. Released. #BTHOmissouristate
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Good pick
Helping my female friend with a fantasy draft 👍
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Most relatable video I’ve seen in my entire life.
me at the function and the one guy i know is busy
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you will never read a sentence like this ever again
Jacked off into a menthol dude wipe and my ropes started crackling like a fish fry
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man we are NOT calling them that
Gorilla Meat has the potential to be one of the strongest duos in VGC history… 😳
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VGC World Championships 2026, Colorized.
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I love how legitimately bewildered he is lmao
No way Arvell Reese fell for the shoulder tap trick LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭
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she really chopped it up with everyone
Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.
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