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Coz I didn't even know Childish Gambino is the black dude from Community *facepalm*

I swear some girls could rob a bank, then take their make up off and never be caught.

An Instagram is when u find that bag of weed you forgot you had.

96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when I can get my next nap in.

FACT: when you walk into a spider web, you automatically know karate.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I bet the earth was really insecure when everyone said it was "flat"

Its okay if you think baseball is boring, its kind of a smart person's sport.

@DKReid97 actually it Maya Angelou, think tyga just commercialised the quote

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Hey have you guys ever realised the brain named itself...

OMP has anyone realised that knocking on peoples doors is basically punching their house until they let you in

What if you had leg pit hair, like your arm pits only in your leg pits

What if saliva is just your taste buds jerking of to attractive food...

Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake

Blushing is like getting a boner on your face