Face Slapper

Joined August 2017
My best friend, Baxter, has been stricken with paralysis. He deserves to have his story told, and could use your support during his recovery and rehabilitation His supporters have set up a gofundme to help with his surgery expenses and ongoing treatment gofundme.com/f/baxter-the-be…
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This fucking mutant is sprouting botox horns
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We're happy to announce that we'll be running a special charity stream on Friday June 20th, at 7PM CDT in support of translifeline.org ! Come join Players for Pride as stream with an exclusive Cthulhu Dark tale! #translifeline #pride2025 #playersforpride
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"Chess.." 🤣 These incompetent fuckwits couldn't manage Connect Four. Tacky deportation porn for soulless blowhards with something to prove.
Chess, not checkers. MSNBC finally reports on the child rapists, murderers, fentanyl dealers, and violent illegal aliens Biden let loose to destroy our communities. Thankfully, the Trump administration is hunting them down.
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Sorry not sorry to my streamer friends, but no one is losing viewers because some rando in your chat mentions their stream. You may as well call someone out for self-promo for having a purple checkmark and saying "Hello".
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Literally incapable of touching anything without breaking it.
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
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No inaccuracies found
Another epic burn of L mow. “He’s a born a 3, spent millions of dollars to get to a 5 ,and he’s followed by an army of 2s. And now we don’t get to have democracy anymore…”
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You can always tell the difference between Superman fans and Snyderhoes. Fav complaint right now is that, "Superman isn't supposed to be funny".. You missed every version except the edgy murdering alien Jesus. Reeves was comedic timing unparalleled. youtu.be/yIMaaqe9LCk?si=ExZE…
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"Lois, what have you done?" 🤣
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Still one of the best Surfer illustrations in existence imo. Joe Jusko nailed it.
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My next friend is going to be a Malinois, or Whippet/Malinois. LFG. We're gonna break all kinds of shit.
The shittest dog breed, the Belgian Malinois
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He's pretty great.
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Leavitt has nightmares about Collins
Leavitt refuses to take a follow up question from Kaitlan Collins
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Want to know more about her platform but so far... Captain Marvel vibes, LFG
Our country is at a crossroads right now, and the politicians who got us into this mess are not going to be the ones who fix it. Throughout my career I was called upon to solve the toughest problems. And that’s why I’m running for Congress – to help fix a broken system and fight for a better future that New Yorkers, and all Americans, deserve. #LFG
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You know he's only walking around with that kid so that people have to guess who shit their pants.
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Autopilot... This is your moment.
Get in, patriots—we have a country to save.🇺🇸 @ElonMusk helps President Trump pick his new @Tesla!
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This goose fucks.
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