THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Canada
Joined January 2011
May I introduce to you...the human Pez dispenser.
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There isn’t an eye roll big enough for this.
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Why is the official account of the Canadian government tweeting this?
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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We are not a serious country.
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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Adam retweeted
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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Fresh off the NHL canceling its creepy booktok-inspired campaign to bring in more fans (dailywire.com/news/nhl-tried…) we now have THE ACTUAL CANADIAN GOVERNMENT posting this
As we wait impatiently for the second season of #HeatedRivalry, hockey season IRL has kicked off in Canada! The first few weeks were action-packed as Canadian teams began their race towards the Stanley Cup. Which Canadian team are you rooting for? 🏒
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Adam retweeted
these daily @bruce_arthur social media train wrecks are arguably the most entertaining content produced by any @TorontoStar journalist.
AI? Dude, we had a boom operator.
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Adam retweeted
The demand for instant answers from the Wainwright explosion is insane. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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On a plane and Air Canada just showed us a land acknowledgment 😑 Stick to the sky @AirCanada
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When you’re high AF and your staff forgot to tell you about an interview they scheduled for you. 😂
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No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Look, I'm a conservative. I support the right. I support Albertans and separating. But I've reached my limit today reading the conspiracies about CFB Wainwright. At this point, y'all sound like COVID leftists with tinfoil hats on.
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Hey @HFXMooseheads - where is the goal light?
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Interesting fake, manufactured story from a board member of the @satw
I'm wearing my "Lake Ontario" t-shirt at a hotel in Cancun, and two women got on the elevator with me. They turned and told me it was originally called "Lake America." I actually got quite angry with them. They're either Trumpers or idiots. Probably both.
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Next up for logos that “no longer exist” We have the Expos. Who’s the first player you think of
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Fact: No one with a Gender Studies degree contributed to the making of this.
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How's the weather in Moscow, "adam_?
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Replying to @StrewthQueen
He literally tried, they didn't take him up on it. Ball was in their court and they did nothing.
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The world is dying from climate change and you guys are celebrating a falling car. I really can't take this anymore
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These days, Canada's loudest fans are always those who don't have to live here.
Smaller countries need to prepare for a dangerous world. They should look to Canada (and its prime minister) for an answer on what to do bit.ly/4zwKfVg Illustration: The Economist/Getty Images
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