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Joined January 2026
i died and went to heaven and it was actually a joji concert
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chobani keylime blended cups slow down im gonna bust😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omgggg chobani flip if you keep hitting there im gonna peeeeeee stoppppppppppo
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i'm going to bedazzle my dick with blue diamonds so that when i'm hard rung mistakes it as his microphone grabs it and puts it to his mouth
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when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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rays are gonna come to wisconsin and find out about friday night fish fry
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I have brokerage accounts set up now investing money so my kids will be able to go to college and move to a fun city with opportunities when they finish. This seems to be becoming an increasingly rare and privileged experience and it is important to me that they don’t lose it.
You're 25. You can live with your parents until 30 and save $150k. OR Move out now and have complete independence. Which one are you choosing?
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everybody sit down my show is on #Doppionails no logo vers below ⬇️
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This fanfic shit is easy
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is it really a phone call with ur mother if you don't sob for an hour after
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i love my mommy btw our relationship is just . complicated
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Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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sipping a london fog rn
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The Milwaukee Brewers are going to the World Series! @brewers #thisismycrew #brewers #winourway
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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i wish i had a pillow under my hips rn
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not in a gay way my back hurts
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