@TeaAndCopy

Social Creative Director. Shitposting 9-5. Shit posts 5-9. Once trended here, haven't been trendy since.

xitter.cf/TeaAndCopy/timelines/1053259203652005888
Joined May 2009
  • Tweets61K
  • Following1.3K
  • Followers10.2K
3.8KMedia
Really excited to announce I’ve joined Ed Sheeran’s PR team. Haven’t got access to the emails yet, but hoping for a nice easy first week to get settled in 😊
5
399
Marty Lawrence retweeted
Marty Lawrence@TeaAndCopy24 Nov 2015
ME: Excuse me…Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?
9
1,373
9
2,707
Personally I think the Solar Eclipse is just one giant cover-up.
12
34
3
243
9,237
Can’t wait for the Spanish players’ rendition of Juanderwall #fifaworldcup
1
4
606
[gates of troy] TROJAN GUARD: what is it? TROJAN GUARD 2: I've no idea… we’d better get it inside though. open the gates! [one minute later] TROJAN GUARD: oh no not again
3
404
Am I absolutely gutted England are out? Yes. Am I slightly relieved that getting on the pints 2-3 times a week for an entire month is now over? Also yes.
4
909
Real Madrid Xtra@RealMadridXtraJun 4
🚨💣🎙️| Florentino Perez: "The player I'm going to offer €150M for next week is NOT Haaland, NOT Michael Olise, NOT Kane, NOT Doku." "He's not a FORWARD and also NOT a defender." "My SUPERSTAR doesn't play in the Premier League." "He is a CRISTIANO RONALDO TYPE OF SUPERSTAR, He is a TOTAL GALACTICO. People will NOT BELIEVE IT."
2
596
The Telegraph
@TelegraphMay 1
🔴 Peter Kay rushed off stage as venue evacuated over ‘suspicious bag’ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05…

Man, 19, charged after ‘bomb hoax’ forces Peter Kay gig evacuation

Birmingham teenager charged with false communications after comedy star was ushered off stage

telegraph.co.uk
1
1
633
To anyone who received this link in a DM from me, please do not click. I was hacked and it’s a scam. You’d never catch me dead hosting a podcast.
422
It’s been so hot today, I’ve told everyone Trump is doing a fantastic job just for the cold stares.
2
447
BREAKING: Man on far-right says we shouldn't ban far-right people
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKApr 7
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the Government shouldn't ban Kanye West from coming to the UK "If we start banning people from entering the country because we don't like what they say, I worry where that ends up... it's a dangerous path to go down"
647
george fouracres is the most important thing to happen to UK comedy in the last 25 years and I won't be taking any further questions
1
6
1,378
my wife when I'm trying to get her decide on a takeaway
448
just another day on this absolute hellscape
1
499
Kiss All The Time. Panic At The Disco, Occasionally.
502
ME: new year, nude me! MAN ON TUBE: jesus fucking christ
465
Marty Lawrence retweeted
Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssngJan 9
Still my favorite video of the last however many years. Watch it once a week
61
1,095
89
15,294
870,840
Thanks Sky!
376
Turns out the circle in 'Let's circle back in January' was a downward spiral.
1
405
[in lift on first day back] ME: COLLEAGUE: ME: COLLEAGUE: ME: COLLEAGUE: ME: COLLEAGUE: ME: COLLEAGUE: so how was your chri– ME: –we don't have to do this
4
15
1,621
Load more