@Tea4President

Tea: /tiː/ - noun - A girl, dangerously in love with knowledge. ⚢ ⚠️ Don’t follow me. All I do is talk to myself here.

Scissor City
Joined July 2024
My annual ritual is downloading this app, documenting my thoughts for a few months ( preferably to an audience of nobody), then deleting everything, and uninstalling the app until the cycle repeats.
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There's something about watching someone you're attracted to play a sport, I can't explain it
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You weren’t suicidal enough at 11 to understand me
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The point of streaks is to keep up with your close friends you don’t text often, not that stupid fire beside it. So when you finally open a streak and you find out they were very ill a month ago, what does that make you? A STRANGER. So get off the streak list.
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The Drone show, the football culture and a rave under one roof!! The Jersey Rave has too much in store for us this Saturday🔥🔥
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Sex so good you burst into tears🙂‍↕️
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European deities are myths and legends but Africans deities are demons and juju Oya nau👍
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minha cabeça ultimamente
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masturbating together on a video call with your partner while apart>>>>>
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"aw you remembered" of course i did i’m in love with you
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why can i not go to a hospital and request medically assisted suicide
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There’s no art to even separate
Very soon they’ll come with “separate the art from the artist”
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“don’t call yourself fat, you’re beautiful”
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Will try next time.
ragebait idea: send a selfie mid argument.
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What is ruining my life is the fact that I think I need a new outfit for everything.
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me + a bad bitch + a hotel doing ungodly things
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totally forgot that i didn’t use soap to wash this pepper from my hands and now my clit is on fire…fuck#whosendme.
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being faceless is fun but i want yall to see how pretty i am:(
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tartışmak yerine tamam demenin hissettirdiği
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