@Tcrypt24

Dedicated financial markets analyst and trader.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2022
I GOT THE JOB!!!!!
I did an interview recently with Nigerian Recruiters and they laughed immediately I gave them one particular answer. I already know that I shouldn't put mind in that role
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I’m about to sell venza for 8m naira with abeg wtf!!
Bro, I kid you not car prices are crashing and many dealers are selling at a loss. The longer you wait, the more loss you will incur. That’s why you see car prices below pre-order prices. It’s heartbreaking because it affects me too. The Nigerian market is not stable at all. We are doomed.
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I remember asking someone on the Afkit team to stay and build with us, even when things were tough. I promised to give her a reasonable amount of equity. She left for a better-paying job that paid ₦130K. Someone in her role now earns ₦250K/month, plus equity at Afkit now.
“I lost $70M because I asked my boss to pay my salary instead of taking 5% equity. I had a family to feed and a mortgage to pay. When the company’s IPO launched, the other workers got $70 M. I only got a ‘thank you’ and the company car” 😂 —Paul Onwuanibe
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Just date a good girl who has good intentions. Anybody could be struggling to survive at any point in their lives. Most people are poor these days.
If you like don’t go and date women with good jobs who actually like you, be going for babe who are struggling to survive.
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I’m 25 and I’m gonna graduate college at 27. Most of my friends have multiple kids and are married. Prob gonna be an intern at 28/29. Life will continue whether you go to uni or not. The day you stop adhering to this mindset of a “social clock” is the day you’ll know peace.
i need advice is it too late to go to university at 22?
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23 years old babe no fit afford phone but make 23 yrs old boys afford phone for him self and he babe.
Una funny for this app gan. Most of you date babes that are under 23 most of which are undergraduates, how the average undergrad (male or female) wan see money for phone if her parents no guide?
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If you're from a poor/struggling background. The type without a proper roof over their head. Once you're done with school don't go back home Go to a more civilised place and start your life afresh. It'll be hard, but going back home is worse. You'll be stuck for a long time
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And btw. Na yahoo cause all these rubbish. Where 20+ year old boy wan see Fũñdş dey buy phone of 400k for babe?
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The highest earning YouTuber in Nigeria being a fucking pastor explains so much about this country 😅😅😅
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Tosin retweeted
she go dey whine you say she luv you, na money first oo
got friendzoned by a church girl🤦🏾‍♂️ Apparently, ‘God will provide’ wasn’t enough
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some talks na just pure yahoo boy talk, make who go site go carry block or mechanic wey get brainbox debt dey fantasize about buying phone for woman 😂😂
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Thank you for doing justice to this. The issue is that, unlike in developed economies, you cannot remortgage the house. If you take out a bank loan, you will need to use its forced-sale value to benchmark the loan.
The internet is currently tearing itself apart over whether ₦100 million still makes you a High Net Worth Individual (HNI) in Nigeria. On one side, you have people saying it is small money in this economy. On the other, you have people correctly pointing out that the vast majority of the country will never see that amount of liquidity in a lifetime. Well, let's strip away any emotion and focus strictly on the mechanics of money. In 2013, ₦100M was roughly $625,000. You were approaching global dollar-millionaire status. Today, at ~₦1,330/$1, that same ₦100M is approximately $75,000. Let that sink in. In terms of global purchasing power, the HNI benchmark has collapsed by nearly 90%. A sum that used to buy you a semi-detached duplex in a prime Lagos zone now barely buys a respectable 3-bedroom apartment in a mid-tier estate. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) draws the line at ₦100M in investable assets (cash, stocks, bonds, excluding your house and car). This number is a risk filter. Nothing more. A regulatory classification threshold that was never meant to rank wealth. The government assumes that if you have ₦100M in liquid cash, you can afford to lose some of it on riskier, complex investments like Private Equity or Venture Capital without becoming destitute. So, legally? Yes. If you have ₦100M in a portfolio, you are an HNI. Your bank will assign you a relationship manager, and you’ll get access to deals the average retail investor never sees. The most important part of the SEC definition is what it excludes: your primary residence. You can live in a ₦400 million house in Lekki, but if you struggle to raise ₦5 million cash for an emergency, you are not an HNI. You are just a broke person living in an expensive box. Meanwhile, a tenant renting in Surulere with ₦105 million in a money market fund is an HNI. Real wealth in this economy is liquidity, not valuation. The bottom line is for Nigerians to stop fighting over the label. HNI is just a banking category that lets you fill out different forms. The goal shouldn't be hitting ₦100M so you can relax. It's knowing that amount is the safety buffer you build on the road to real, generational wealth. That said, do you think the SEC needs to update the benchmark to ₦500 million to reflect our reality?
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Nigerian culture actually gives people so much grace😅
Babes are so comfortable asking for favors, like are you actually crazy
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Yes it’s cheaper, electric isn’t free either. If electronic bikes count for you, then I have solid proof, we load 5k light and it last for two weeks. Mainly for charging EV battery of the bike, and the charging is daily, it doesn’t drain to 0% btw. They use it to run to and fro transportation to work and back and mini routes but not for commercial use. Can you use 5k petrol for 2 week in Combustible okada?
Do you own an electric vehicle? I’m asking how’s it cheaper in Nigeria? Is electricity free? Isn’t cost of maintenance higher?
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Broski, just change the damn phone, nobody go beat you, Which one be say you dey change your guy phone??
If i change my guy phone i be better person but if I change my babe phone i be dodoyo abi😂
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Bruh the camera of iPhone 6s from 11 years ago ( 2015 ) is sharper, better and takes more clean videos and pictures than most androids of 2026.
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you women talk about sex like it’s something done to you and not with you
Guys see relationship as a tool to exploit so much sex from their partner
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and she no actually force you
you fit change babe phone make she later tell you say she no force you
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Political parties in Nigeria are built to die, primarily because they are not built on ideologies, they are built on the back of strong men who won't live forever.
I have a strong feeling about the APC after Tinubu, and it's not pretty. PDP's collapse will look like child's play by comparison. If you're a die hard, take this as a warning: have a plan. Once the main man leaves office, the anti APC wave will swallow the party whole and it will start within APC itself Munch and save this tweet
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If you invest ₦1 million annually at a 30% compounded annual return and increase your yearly contribution by 50% every year, you would grow your portfolio to over ₦100 million in about 8 years. This is enough to qualify as a High-Net-Worth Individual (HNI) in 🇳🇬
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