When you can’t get the track conditions right for the biggest race of the year in Sydney @sportsbetcomau you don’t deserve holding a bookies licence @racing_nsw
Hey @sportsbetcomau it’s only the richest race on turf, do you mind telling the work experience kid to put up accurate track conditions ? Cheers
Elon is gaslighting
Me: “I don't understand. The car flipped and went upside down. Why?”
Chinese girlfriend: “You are a little bit stupid; it's a very nice car, and Elon is smart. You don't need to worry about the car; Elon has it under control. Maybe you should buy one”
Hey @TwinTurboCe1ica, I just mistakenly asked my Chinese girlfriend about the new Tesla car, and after a 40-minute explanation in Chinglish, I'm more convinced about this car than ever before.
Help me out 🤦♂️
T bone Al retweeted
The latest on the track this afternoon at Royal Randwick 🌱
@tabcomau @racing_nsw @7horseracing @HKJC_Racing
Kids, this is why you should stay in school, apply yourself and don't be Brad
My ex girlfriend always said I was a soft “6”
Randwick looking amazing
In disbelief how good the track & surroundings look
Sydney in the spring was dead for many years now it’s simply incredible
The buzz 🐝is back baby
And Caulfield Cup has been a huge beneficiary of the Everest buzz
Have a great weekend👍
@RacenetTweets
Hey @TwinTurboCe1ica, today, should I
A) play the ASX
B) play the pokies
C) play both at the same time
D) play with myself ✋
Hey @TwinTurboCe1ica, I know you must be disappointed not to have got in on the failed Firmus IPO, but the upside is that our SpaceX shares are flying, and the Findi Indian IPO can't be too far off.
Too tired from working all night to do my own research so I copied @MatchupEngine 🔥🔥🔥























