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I am so ashamed at the amount of voice notes I have sent today, and it’s not even 10:00

Instead of running 5km on the treadmill today. I watched all 3 Pitch Perfect movies and ate half a jar of Nutella #thuglife

Mistakenly paid someone a direct transfer on banking, have contacted them, they have read the message. I guess this is where I find out if I still believe in good people or not

First Christmas movie of the season.. cultivating the couch indent like a pro

I have reached that stage of my life that when I arrive home I sit in my car and finish the crisps I just bought so that I 1. Don’t get shamed for buying junk and 2. Don’t have to share

Guffawed proper at this. #physiojokes

Sometimes I wonder if my dog fakes sleeping so I will stop cuddling so much, then I realise that it’s the sleep farts that are his actual weapon of choice

The dangers of drinking and driving when your smoothie is too thick

The dangers of drinking and driving when your smoothie is too thick

Put spikes on chimney to deter the honkers.. honker said ha ha f*ck you ☹️

I just put in the USB correctly on the first try. Too shocked for words. I will reward myself with mini pizza's

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When the snippet cuts off in just the wrong place

Celebrated so hard that I was allowed to walk the pooch that I almost missed the window to walk the pooch!

Prawn chips, a review: Checkers: prawn flavored chipniks Woolworths: trying to hard but just not there yet Pick n Pay: Yummo, zummo , gummow

Cape Town promenade on Friday morning..

So everyone rushed out and watched Contagion - now go watch Demolotion man.. no touching, alcohol, cigarettes and no one has toilet paper! Take a glimpse into our new “normal”. Now we need to know more than ever what the three seashells are for!!

Boy has turned the aircon on.. it’s not warm at all.. this passive aggressive shit must end. Tomorrow, I will finish all the milk before he wakes up so he has to have black coffee. Suck on that b*tch