Hear me out. An Only Fans, but instead of sexy photos, it’s just me, filtered 10 years younger, yelling about government corruption. Called “Only Strands.”

Minneapolis is just frozen Portland.

You mean to tell me the people who took out a loan to pay for a hot dog DIDN’T pay it off?? #klarna

Had a great time joining Fox News with Trace Gallagher — one of the best in the business. The bottom line: National debt is out of control, people are fed up with reckless spending, and Democrats are still obsessed with TDS—now adding “EDS” for Musk. The same wealth regulators who ran this country into the ground are now waging war on two of the greatest wealth generators who are coming to the table with solutions. America voted for this. And we want more.

People can go out and hold rallies on a completely wrong premise and scream on the streets because of freedom. What an amazing country we live in. Truly.

True or false: “Jalen Hurts” is a sentence

Freedom feels radical to those who have never known it.

It was nice to see California get a spanking for its piss poor policy on Fire and Water tonight. I’ve been screaming about it for a decade since I worked in the California State Capitol. Hoping this is the turning point this Californian’s been waiting for.

Idea: A coffee shop called “Coffee Roasters” and the baristas just roast you as they’re making your coffee.

Bro spends money faster than a three month Kamala Harris campaign

I’m seeing a lot of people, even friends of mine, who are Kamala supporters, reference us Trump supporters today as sexists, racists, and white supremists. This is exactly why your candidate lost. Instead of seeing us as humans who truly struggled with the inflation, crime, foreign wars, child trafficking and fentanyl from open borders, and general divisiveness from being called names and gaslit for pointing it out these struggles, you’ve doubled down. You’ve instead read the headlines and out of context quotes from a completely propoghandized media and believed it - while calling us names for watching, listening, and reading everything in its entirety. You believed the lies about Trump’s stance on abortion and IVF. You’ve believed the lies about Project 25 which he’s denounced several times. You’ve believe extremely out of context clipped sentences about women and Liz Cheney - refusing to see the entire clip. You’ve believed lies about Trump with blacks, Latinos, LGBT, and women - when in reality, Trump promoted advances for them before the leaders of your party did. I can understand and even commiserate with you for the feeling of loss of an election, but I will never understand you completely villainizing us, MOST of America. It’s easier than thinking and understanding I guess. I invite you to connect with us to learn where we’re coming from. I pray for unity and understanding moving forward.

MAGNIFYING the voice of the voters. Meet Adrian. He shares his thoughts on Trump, Kamala, and the state of the country. @magnify_media_

Who needs enemies when you have inept bureaucratic government agencies like FEMA?

So a girl who lived in a sex mansion with an 87 year old thinks the sex parties at another mansion were fine? This just confirms what we think about Kendra more than anything else. It changes nothing about how sinister Diddy or his parties were.

A non-US citizen should not be in charge of enforcing laws on US citizens. This is not an outrageous concept. Why are we always the only country held to ridiculous levels of absurd standards that no other country is held to?

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POV: What my kidnappers see before promptly returning me where they found me in under two hours. (Note: video is a little dated, but don’t worry, things have only gotten worse)

“Yes, sir, you heard me right. In this economy, I feel like a *hundred* bucks.”

Whenever Gen Z tells us to stop doing something, I do that thing even harder.