Parody Twitter account representing the defunct Target Canada brand. For satirical entertainment purposes only. Not affiliated with the Target Corporation.

Canada
Joined July 2020
Target Canada is selling discounted metal cowbells for the NHL playoffs. Only $1.99 for a limited time!
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Target Canada will now be requiring all customers to wear non-medical masks while shopping at our non-existent stores. To ensure our customers have enough room to physically distance, there will be a maximum of 0 customers allowed in our stores at one time.
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