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Grey pill truth nuke. If you are a very calm and steady person, it behooves you to flip out and make a scene once every 12-18 months so people know you have it in you.
And because it's so out of character, people will take it way more seriously than a histrionic drama type flipping out.
Did everyone else watch a different show than my wife and I? This is basically how they looked.
The body positivity movement was not represented in the show at all. Skinny is very much back in for anyone that opens their eyes.
Sucks when you try to do something nice for someone and it blows up in your face lol.
Feel like I’m in 8th grade writing this type of tweet.
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The United States has made its choice.
We choose the unapologetic pursuit of national power.
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now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs
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There's a certain type of Midwesterner that knows the value of the pallid marriage of purple and orange on a deathly silent winter night.
It is one of the purest forms of existence in the great North.
I'm not catholic but the pope being American, Peruvian, and an aviation geek? He's just like me fr
Lors de son vol Tarbes-Metz le Pape (grand amateur d’aéronautique) a passé plus de 30 minutes dans le cockpit où il a échangé à la radio avec les pilotes des 2 rafales qui l’ont escorté (📸 Air France) @RTLFrance
I love it when I'm arguing US politics on this site and someone tells me to sit down because my profile shows I'm in Peru.
buddy I can't escape the IRS at all. I'd shut up if the IRS left me alone even though i'm thousands of miles from the shores.
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
If guns were legal in south america the shootouts after a continential cup tournament game would be world war 2 level insane
Man half of the moving walkways and escalators aren't working in the main terminal now. Fix that first it's been on the back log for years and it's only getting worse.
The amenities in the new luxury private terminal at Miami International Airport are insane! 👀
• You never set foot in Miami International Airport
• Separate address, private entrance, no public terminal
• Valet takes the car before you walk in
• Staff takes your bags immediately
• Host check-in like a hotel, not an airport
• 34,000 sq ft inside the restored 1963 Pan Am HQ
• Original Pan Am logos, gold paneling, gold columns
• The staircase flight attendants used to walk down with books on their heads
• Open-air courtyard with pool, palms, pink chaises, umbrellas
• Second-floor suite balconies looking down on the courtyard
• The Salon: shared lounge, wraparound bar, social but exclusive
• Private suites for up to 4: residential rooms, not a lounge chair
• Daybeds. Actual beds. You can nap before a commercial flight
• Private marble bathroom + spa shower in the suite
• Private balcony, minibar, stocked pantry, entertainment center
• Complimentary Apple accessories in the suites
• Kids allowed. Pets allowed. They’ll put toys in the room
• Dedicated suite staff / white-glove service the whole time
• Champagne and caviar when you sit down
• Full chef-prepared menu included, Cuban-leaning kitchen
• In-house culinary team. Executive chef. Not airport nachos
• Full bar. Author cocktails. Rare whisky
• The most-raved item is apparently the burger
• On-site day spa
• Massage after your drink
• Manicure. Haircut. Barber
• Spa shower on arrival while they collect your luggage • Private or semi-private TSA inside the building
• TSA comes to you after the whisky / facial
• Own customs and immigration for international flights
• Back-of-house control room coordinating airline + ground crew
• After screening, a door opens onto a waiting BMW
• Chauffeur drives you across the tarmac to your jet bridge
• Same drop-off energy as a private jet… onto a commercial plane
• BMW picks you up at the aircraft when you land
• No Skytrain. No baggage claim scrum. No public curb chaos
• Members get valet for weeks + car wash / detailing
• Priority reservations if you pay the annual tier
• PS Direct incoming: home or hotel straight to the aircraft door
• Works in economy. Seat 32B still gets the BMW
• Average stay is about 90 minutes of being treated like cargo that costs $1,295
The future of air travel?
The tax authority in Peru just sent a mass email to me by putting everyone's email in the TO: category and now i'm in a massive email chain of people providing proof they paid their taxes. What a goof

























