I think about salma hayek and this video a lot.

Pretty sure Brenda song was supposed to be my wife so it’s basically all over now.

No cheating, no abuse, just simple disagreements and the relationship ended lol, yeah that shit wasn’t going nowhere anyways.

I be saying fuck god and satan at the same time cause it’s prob satan, but if you all powerful why tf that nigga get to do whatever he want.

Nah like it’s really crazy how 92% of the world genuinely retarded tho

Biggest pet peeve is speaking plain English and they go “What?” Not bc they didn’t hear you, but just to circle back to exactly what you said. Like I swear everybody autistic cause why do y’all do that lmao.

There’s a reason we been mutuals for like 10 years lmao. 🔥

If you broke just say that. $1700 ain’t shit

Panic at the disco one of the greatest artists of all time. And if you don’t think so, your music taste is ass.

“I’m a mother of 2 so if that bothers you swipe le—” *breaks phone screen swiping*

If you over 25 and don’t wanna be a step dad you better hang onto that 22yr old for dear life.

Having kids in general lowkey fucking crazy lmaoo.

People should wait till like 35 to have a kid, ion think y’all realize how compact that makes your life lol, at least if you wanna be a decent parent/ have a life.

I hate when y’all try to act like you understand politics. Just admit there’s not shit you can do and wait till the downfall like the rest of us.

Everybody lowkey lame when you think about it.

You gotta treat your woman more like a business than someone you love in this day and age.

I know I’m getting old cause the Wayfair app hitting.