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TapasGirl2

@TapasGirl2

Beagles & Bourbon 🥃 📚 Same girl with a different label 🏷 formerly @girlontapas

 Charlotte, NC
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Joined July 2022
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Whiskey is the hand sanitizer for the soul.
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I believe in making so much that I look both ways even on one way streets.
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I wish I saved money like I save plastic grocery bags.
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LTB@_Tempo1119 Mar 2016
[Me at the bar] "Ugh everyone here has scoliosis"
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*Watching the Olympics while icing my back* "That doesn't look that hard"
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Left the house without my water cup and panicked… Until I realized that I survived up until 2015 everyday without one.
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The old “in-out, in-out” except it’s the dog at the back door when you’re trying to work remotely.
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Wearing my Nascar tank to Walmart and my husband is worried that so many men are gonna hit on me
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I’m at the stage where if I exert myself, ibuprofen is my morning after pill.
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Johnrey@Jessx_0920 Apr 2024
no one knows how much pain it took to become this calm.
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if by chance our paths cross again if will be with a smile
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People who can sleep without white noise or a fan are psychopaths.
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In this drawer, I keep the time I walked into a door frame in front of a handsome, cruel man.
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Darla
@ddsmidt1 Apr 2024
There is a direct correlation between how much I am annoying my kids and how heavily they accentuate the M’s when they say “Mom.”
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The B.
@anerdonfire231 Mar 2024
The jokes on her, not only did I go fly that kite but I had a great time doing it.
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There are only two things I hate about public transport: 1. The public 2. The transport.
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Sooz@CruisinSoozan2 Apr 2024
I know the edible kicked in when out of the blue I want to DM people about how good of a parallel parker I am.
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if i ever need to assemble an elite team of ride or dies i’m headed straight for the nearest bar bathroom to round up my girlies bc we ride at dawn.
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Someone told me that they had an American Express High Heel account yesterday and I was super disappointed when I found out it was “high yield” instead.
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How can it be 2023 and I’m still unplugging and re plugging the printer in to make it work…
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Have you ever said "today I'm going to change the sheets" then waited six years?
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