constantly somewhere between taking myself too seriously and not taking myself seriously enough. my shitty opinions are my own. {they/them}

Atlanta, GA
Joined August 2009
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there's this dude i follow on Instagram who goes to literally every single show in his city regardless of genre and I just call him John Concert in my head now
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I have not seen so many normal people completely enamored by a new Apple product in years. The swarms around the Duo tables at Apple Stores are making me so happy. People get it. It’s not just the next gen iPhone and it’s not just another foldable. Even the one demo unit at Best Buy had a crowd of kids all around it just entranced. This product and the whole experience around it remind me of the old days in such a special way.
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it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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We really can’t have shit anymore huh
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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so is he just like soft launching his terminal condition or
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Bem vinda turnê revenge 2027 pra pagar o processo
BRO?? MCR GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM DCC
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me, age 10, mixing mountain dew and coca cola
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Long Live The Black Parade Tour Night 1: Omg im so scared what if they wear their Black Parade uniforms Long Live The Black Parade Tour Night 42: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are proceeding with legal action
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Trump
Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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THE FUTURE IS HERE
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If Hitla and Ethanic Kleinsing can’t figure it out, then who can 😩
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iPhone Duo is here! Excited to have worked on the design of our open/close transition. It’s designed to make the two displays feel like one seamless experience by perceptually bending the focal plane, not the content, so that it feels like opening a window onto a singular view.
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iPhone Duoを買いました! IMAX専用サイズすぎるので、ゴジラ-0.0の予告編を見たら最高です。
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iPhone launch cycle: @MKBHD shares review video → @samkohl flies to Australia to drop it → @ZacksJerryRig finds scratches at level 6, deeper grooves at a level 7 → @iFixit shares teardown → @TechRax destroys it → @markgurman reports that next year's model will be better
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this cannot be the pain and darkness he was talking about on blurryface
tyler’s mom made fun of him for wearing girls clothes and his dad was liking porn on his public twitter account That man could kill 50 innocent college freshmen for no reason and i’d still stand by him his life has been hard enough
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