@Talontd
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My notifications aren't on, all replies go into the ether 😆
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Joined July 2009
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Derek retweeted
> wife cheats on husband
> husband desperately tries to make it work
> wife leaves him anyway, destroys family
Modern marriage.
Tom Brady made ‘desperate’ 11-day attempt to save Gisele Bündchen marriage before divorce trib.al/HMamn8N
That shit look like resident evil food
Yo I ain’t hungry
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Derek retweeted
Yo I ain’t hungry
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Derek retweeted
Imagine promising to spend $1.3 trillion handing out checks while campaigning against socialism.
Derek retweeted
So after your son broke his arm and you offered to get him a Lego set to make him feel better, you ended up getting him nothing because you couldn't be bothered to get someone to unlock the case? Bro it would've taken less time than that fucking essay of a tweet whining about it.
My son broke his arm today so I took him out for ice cream and said he could get a LEGO set and we could build it together.
We went to Walmart.
Every single LEGO set, even ones that were $7.99, were locked up behind glass.
We walked down another isle… same thing.
Every single week I have walked in here and more items are locked up behind glass and it takes FOREVER to have anyone help you open something and they make you feel awful for it.
It’s honestly barely worth shopping here at all…
I felt so bad for my kid. We ended up just leaving without a LEGO set.
Whatever we are doing with society that has brought us here… it’s gotta end.
This is insane and it’s destroying childhood.
Derek retweeted
it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.
Derek retweeted
You know YOU are that bitch when you survive the thin eyebrows in The Mummy, glow up, get treated like you’re disposable & ultimately ditched by the new male director taking over YOUR franchise… only for them to come begging 25 years later & you show up to aura farm this hard
